Hannah, 17, San Diego, CA.

herowantedme:

S4 E16 A - He doesn’t recognize his name in standard English.

I’m not responsible for some perverted 45 year old dad lusting after me because I have a sparkly dress on and a big ass for a teenager. And if you think I am, then maybe you’re part of the problem.

—17-year-old Clare Ettinger who was kicked out of her prom for the dress she was wearing. Source: Teen Girl Ejected From Prom Because Horny Dads Can’t Stop Staring (via child-of-wolf)

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helpfvl:

me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready 

maliataete:

queerbriel:

welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter

mcdolands:

Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you

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celesgami:

OKAY NO

EVERYONE TAKE THIS FUCKING QUIZ RIGHT NOW

IM LITERALLY ANGRY ABOUT HOW ACCURATE IT IS FUCK THIS THING ALL I DID WAS CLICK ON COLORS ??? HO W DOES I TKNOW FRICK

nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)

suspend:

its never safe to use tumblr beside your parents

sanity-schmanity:

Just imagine though in care of magical creatures class one day Hagrid is about to lead a bunch of students to see some new beastie and he goes “Are ya ready kids?”
and suddenly a few muggleborns in the class scream at the top of their lungs “AYE AYE CAPTAIN!!!” and half the class is on the ground laughing while Hagrid and all the pureblood kids just stare totally bewildered

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